Vocab: tranquility

Tranquility is a peacefull state of mind; Calm, no disturbance. and this picture show tranquility because everything is serene, the water is mello, and the sun is going down. personally this would be tranquil for me.

Vocab: unanimous

is everyone for something, everyone is in agreement. so i chose this comic because everyone has the same vote, so its an unanimous vote.

Vocab: Tundra

a tundra is a vast, icy, region of land. and i chose this picture because that is exactly what this shows. And the Polar bears are cool.

Subway fiction

After a long night of playing World of Warcraft, Timmy Hoffman decided he would take his monthly shower. He turned on the icy water, got inside the shower with the spiderman curtains, and took a long two minute shower.
When he got out he started getting ready for work. He brushed his teeth with his "tooth tunes tooth brush" and rocked out to Lindsey Lohan. He then put his long ratty hair back in a ponytail at the nape of his neck without brushing it. Slowly he put his collared shirt on, and buttoned it all the way to the top. He then got into his pants, pulled them up to above his bellybutton and tucked his shirt in.
He steadily walked down the stairs to where his mom was making him pancakes. "oh hunnybunny! your just skin and bones. here this will do the trick." said Kim, his mother. "no mommy, i've got to get to my job. oh yeah, can you wash my disney princess sheets and my lucky underwear. the ones with the kitties on them?" asked Timmie. "sure, sure. i'll get that done my little cheesecake!"
Timmy walked out onto the sidewalk where his bike was, he never seemed to learn how to ride without training wheels. Well my new job is quite a bit away, i think i'll need to ride the subway. Timmy skipped down the street, head held high. and started walking in the direction of the subway. He was really hoping that his new job at mcdonnalds would work out well.
Once he got to the subway he decided that he would enjoy the whole time he was there, because it was his first time and this kind of strange place. So he took out his ipod and started listening to Britney Spears "Gimmie More". Not noticing that there were people around him he started singing at the top of his lungs, "Gimmie gimmie more gimmie more gimmie gimme more..."
and on and on.
He got off at his stop and started walking to the mcdonnalds right across the street. he walked in and the first thing he realized was that the kichen was filthy. the second was that he was over dressed for this job. he didnt know you could wear jeans and a tee shirt. well, he decided, this is the only clothes he wore. and he washed it once a week, so the thought he could fit the part if he pushed it back about another week, and start washing his clothes once every two weeks...like he used to.
After a long hard day of flipping patties and being called mean names that he could not even understand, he walked back to the Subway, got on his train, and rode home to his mother.
Once he got home, he still wasn't hungry (he snuck food at work) so he walked right up to bed, rocked out on his tooth tunes tooth brush, and climbed into bed. his head was on his pillow, but he couldn't fall asleep. he looked down and a look of horror crossed his face, his disney princess sheets were gone! instead they were...Lilo and Stich!!!!!

my joke

exact quote:
"there's a mollusk, see? And he walkes up to a sea-- well he doesn't walk up, he swims up. Actually, the mollusk isn't moving. He's in one place, and then the sea cucumber... well, they--i'm getting mixed up. there was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. none of them were walking, so forget that i--" Marlin from finding nemo


in my words:
- ok, so there's a mollusk. he walks to a sea cucumber. well he didnt walk up, he swims. well no the mollusk isnt moving. im getting mixed up. there's a mollusk and a sea cucumber none of them are walking...so nevermind that.


The joke is never finished because bob(the sea horse) stops him.

another dumb joke:
-a guy walks into a bar and says ouch
haha.

Library of Dust

Once Sydney was born, her parents didn’t want her anymore. So her mother passed her on to her grandmother. Who after two years decided she was to old to take care of her grandchild. When Sydney was two and a half, she was given to an orphanage. Sydney was happy there for a few years, but then the orphanage was closing down. So they had to send her to the Oregon State Insane Asylum, when she was only 10.
She was so young that they didn’t do anything to bad to her, nothing like poking at her brain. But they could start doing that in a few years. She said numerous times that she would rather have the crazy spirits burned out of her. But it wasn’t her decision, it was the asylums.
Sydney was always an optimistic person, and still didn’t know why she was here. She didn’t know why her mom and grandmother left her. But she was never upset with that. She held her head high and easily made friends with everyone in the asylum, the depressed, and the crazy, even the people who ran the asylum. Which she thought would help her get out of there.
When Sydney turned 13, she was finally able to go into surgery which people thought would make her sane. The only problem was that she was sane. She was only put in because the orphanage couldn’t take her. But everyone thought she was crazy because the Orphanage she lived at had lied, because that was the only way she could get put in to the asylum. Luckily she was put into the best room, which wasn’t so great, and since everyone was her friend…they didn’t do surgery one her.
Sydney’s friend Kat was the first to go. Sydney hugged her friend as Kat went in to surgery. They were testing something new. They were cutting open Kat’s head, drilling a hole into the front of it, and then cutting some of it out. They thought that this would cure her of her insanity, but all it did was kill her. Sydney was waiting for her to come out, but she never did, Sydney thought that her friend came out alive, healthy, and sane, and then left without saying goodbye.
But later that night, she heard a squeaking noise outside her room. She waited for it to pass, and then she crept after it. It looked like a body on top of a table, but she couldn’t tell who’s it was. It stopped at Kat’s room, it went in, and then came out with all her stuff. They threw Kat’s stuff away, and then went into a room on the opposite of the hall. Sydney silently tiptoed after it. She stood at the doorway and watched a group of people throw Kat’s dead body into a fire. They then got the ashes and put them in a copper can and marked it with a number one.
There were many more of her friends to follow. And one day it was her turn. She went into the Surgery room with her head held high, she didn’t know what they were going to do to her. And she didn’t care. She did come out of that room. But she wasn’t alive.

Library of Dust

This is the picture i'm doing for the "Library of Dust". It looks awesome and its pretty!